get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you
Eminem is 41 years old what the fuck
Kiki’s Delivery Service - (魔女の宅急便)
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
american education system be like
|—||Johanna de Silentio (via endegame)|
Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.
Thank you so much.
Possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
love this so much
"Here tiny dog-thing, I help you *lick*"